Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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