she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
