what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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