It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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