i don't like sucking hair
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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