mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
