Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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