listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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