I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
only if we run a train.
done.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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