Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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