I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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