"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm both gender and math confused
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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