I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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