i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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