Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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