when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She needs sedatives and a leash
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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