absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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