This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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