toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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