Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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