i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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