Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need moral support for this bender
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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