I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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