yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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