I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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