Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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