it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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