I skipped work to stalk him.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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