ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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