So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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