I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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