Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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