She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we're making bets on your personal life
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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