love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
don't judge my taste in strippers
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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