I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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