Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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