Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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