i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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