Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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