Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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