There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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