There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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