I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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