Me too!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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