do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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