He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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