Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I woke up under a house in Key West
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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