it wasn't lemon gatorade
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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