Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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