I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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