I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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