if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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