Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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